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• from parents who neglect their childrenfor video games to a mother who attempted to sell her daughter’s virginity, we countfifteen parents who should’ve never been allowed to reproduce.15 – smoking during pregnancy, • charlie wilcox caught the world’s attentionin 2011 when she revealed she’d smoked 3,500 cigarettes during the course of her pregnancy.• she believed smoking so many cigarettes was helping her baby’s development, forcingits lungs to strengthen to accommodate all the harsh chemicals.• charlie actually believed quitting smoking would’ve been detrimental to her baby’shealth. like how when you’re bashing your face into a wall you don’t want to stopbecause you know deep down anything that causes

that much facial bruising must somehow begood for you. • during the pregnancy, the unborn childhad dangerously high carbon monoxide levels, but this did not deter charlie.• baby poppy was eventually born underweight and premature, but charlie insists there’sno correlation. it was, like, totally a coincidence. 14 – baby for sale,• in 2012, new mum brittany hill was arrested for trying to sell her four-month-old babyin the classifieds section of her local newspaper. • right there in print – presumably nextto ads such as call for banjo lessons and massage hot xxx asian girls! – were thewords: baby for sale and the meagre asking price of $4,000. yes, $4,000! that’s allthis human life was worth to her.

• an interested buyer called and arrangedto make the dodgy transaction in texas. however, upon realising there were no lawyers on handor documents to sign, the buyer got cold feet and reported the woman to the fuzz.13 – hot iron as punishment, • in 2011, hope adele askew lost her temperand pressed a hot iron to her daughter’s face – twice. the poor girl had failed tocorrectly pronounce a few words while reading a book. according to mama askew – whosepoint of view was definitely askew – this crime was punishable by first-degree burns.• the extreme disciplinary measure left the ten-year-old child with severe scarring,which was quickly reported by school officials. askew invented a story about a hot skillet,but social workers discovered the truth.

• askew showed little remorse. she didn’teven give her daughter any medical attention. what a biatch.12 – disciplining via medieval duel, • cosplayers take their shit very seriously.for example, a crazed seattle dad was charged with second-degree assault after forcing histeenage daughter to fight him in a violent medieval duel. the duel was punishment becausethe girl had snuck out to a party. • role-player and renaissance enthusiastfremon seay admitted to beating his sixteen-year-old daughter, then challenging her to an actualgame of thrones-style duel. • the fight involved wooden swords and lastedtwo hours before the girl collapsed from exhaustion. • fremon and his wife insisted it was theirright to discipline their child however they

saw fit. apparently, her age and disobediencemeant beating her with wood wasn’t abuse. 11 – child starves to death while parentsplay online game, • a south korean couple was arrested forneglecting their three-month-old baby girl, allowing her to starve to death. the infantwas left unattended at home while the couple spent hours at internet cafã©s obsessivelyplaying a game where they raised a virtual child.• the unemployed couple lost all desire to live in the real world because they hadno prospects and didn’t know how to look after their premature baby. the online worldwas an escape from reality. • the case has highlighted the dangers ofinternet addiction: a disturbingly common

problem in south korea.10 – baby smokes forty packets of cigarettes a day,• in 2013, an indonesian toddler named aldi rizal made international headlines for beingthe world’s youngest chain smoker. • this tubby two-year-old’s incrediblehabit began when his desperate mother used cigarettes to stop his relentless crying.the cigarettes pacified him, but also proved highly addictive and his habit quickly balloonedto forty cigarettes a day. • it took five years for aldi – who mayor may not have been named after the supermarket chain – to kick his habit. but he’s stillnot on the healthy straight-and-narrow; the tubby youngster’s new addiction is junkfood.

9 – mother tries to sell daughter’s virginity,• a utah mother is behind bars for attempting to sell her thirteen-year-old daughter’svirginity for $10,000. • in 2011, felicia rea mcclure was chargedwith multiple counts of sexual abuse and exploitation of a minor. she sent multiple texts to a potentialbuyer and circulated inappropriate photos of the young teen to generate interest.• felicia’s boyfriend tipped authorities off after he discovered an incriminating textmessage on her phone from an interested buyer. 8 – drunk dad lets eight-year-old drive,• a drunken mississippi dad named billy joe madden let his eight-year-old son drivetheir car on the interstate so he could have a nap. madden’s four-year-old daughter wasalso sitting in the backseat – without a

seatbelt, of course.• passing motorists noticed the boy at the wheel and quickly notified authorities. thedouche-nozzle redneck – who would definitely take last place in a dad of the year pageant– received multiple charges and his kids temporarily placed into the care of childwelfare authorities. • reports indicate he enjoyed his nap.7 – parents forget child in parking lot, • a couple arguing in the bronx, new yorksomehow left their eight-month-old baby boy in a parking lot when they headed out in separatecars. when the mother arrived home, she realised the father didn’t have him either – ruh-roh!• little ezra reyes was discovered by street vendor lorenzo carse. lorenzo said the childwas sitting in the sun on the hot concrete,

possibly contemplating what he’d done todeserve such shitty inattentive parents. • besides being a little dehydrated, thelittle boy was fortunately otherwise fine. here’s hoping he doesn’t grow up withany abandonment issues. 6 – mother facilitates fight between daughterand classmate, • a florida mum was arrested for arranginga fight between her daughter and another teenage girl. sandra padilla miranda asked her daughter’snemesis to come over after school so the girls could uppercut their troubles away.• after the mortal kombat announcer had declared ‘fight!’, the girls, aged fourteenand seventeen, started throwing fists to the delight of a large cheering crowd. like mostthings these days, the shenanigans were recorded

and posted on facebook.• throughout the fight, sandra repeatedly yelled ‘hit harder’ in spanish and encouragedher daughter to visualise her opponent as a cheese sandwich and bite her.• miranda feigned innocence, but justice prevailed. she was charged with child abuse and contributing to the delinquencyof a minor. 5 – seven-year-old receives birthday boobjob from mother, • self-described ‘human barbie’ sarahburge has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on cosmetic surgery. she believes life inplastic is fantastic and has recently created controversy for forcing these views on herseven-year-old daughter. • for her seventh birthday, poppy receivedthe gift all upper-class little girls dream

of: nope, not a pony; a $10,000 voucher forbreast augmentation surgery! • poppy had been begging for a boob jobfor months, so receiving the voucher – and all its accompanying self-esteem issues – waslike getting that new hot toy everyone wants. • the voucher can be legally redeemed atsixteen. for poppy, that day can’t come soon enough. ‘i can't wait to be like mummywith big boobs,’ she said. ‘they're so pretty.’• in the meantime, sarah is teaching poppy how to pole dance.4 – parents pimp out teen daughter for car repayments,• a georgia couple pleaded guilty to making their fourteen-year-old daughter engage insexual activities with a used-car salesman

so they wouldn’t have to make monthly paymentson their second-hand minivan. • sandra davis was sentenced to eight yearsimprisonment after admitting she’d encouraged her daughter to trade sex for van payments.• sandra’s husband james and a sixty-seven-year-old used-car salesman named robert bearden pleadedguilty to molestation – and to being supreme dirt bags. they each received ten years’jail-time. • police learned of the sick arrangementduring an unrelated investigation and the three were prosecuted in 2010. good work,guys. 3 – drunk, high dad leaves baby in ovenovernight, • a kentucky man put his five-week-old babyin the oven and left him there overnight.

• after getting high at work, larry longreturned home to share a fifth of whiskey with the baby’s mother, brandy hatton. (haha,brandy drinks whiskey.) when brandy retired for the night, larry got rip-roaringly drunk,finishing the entire bottle. • the next morning, larry awoke to his babyscreaming from inside the oven. luckily, the door had been left slightly ajar and the ovenwas off. • showing a slither of decency, larry calleda mental health hotline to confess what he’d done, and the operators referred the incidentto police. the baby was swiftly removed from the irresponsible parents’ care.2 – woman kills baby for interrupting game of farmville,• a young florida mother pled guilty to

killing her baby son over a game of … farmville.• alexandra v. tobias said her three-month-old child, dylan, refused to stop crying whileshe was trying to play the popular facebook time-waster – i mean, casual game. angered,alexandra shook the baby, then left to have a cigarette. what was it with this needy infant?why couldn’t it understand her virtual crop compulsion?• calm and refreshed, alexandra returned from her cigarette break and … shook thebaby again – this time killing it. • alexandra was convicted of second-degreemurder and sentenced to fifty years in the slammer. hopefully her crops withered.1 – father rapes and imprisons own daughter, • in 2008, elizabeth fritzl told austrianpolice she’d been repeatedly raped and held

captive for twenty-four years in the hiddenbasement of her family house. her sick captor was none other than her own father, joseffritzl. • elizabeth was raped and physically assaultedliterally thousands of times, resulting in the birth of seven children and one miscarriage.four of the incest-born children were also forced to endure this horrific imprisonment.• josef fritzl was finally arrested in april 2008 and sentenced to life behind bars. goodriddance, arsehole!