breast augmentation egypt

breast augmentation egypt

venezuela, the land of grace. home to the beautiful andes mountains, the lush amazon rainforest, white beaches, majestic waterfalls, cute little sloths and tons of breast implants. like, literally too many breast implants.and i’m using literally correctly, because venezuelahas run out of breast implants. according to the international study on aesthetic and cosmetic procedures, venezuela

racked up 38,500 breast augmentation in 2013. that is 6 countries with way larger populations likethe usa, brazil, and germany. and the shortage is a problem, because the country prides itself on its beauties, 21 international beauty pageant titles, making them number one in the world.it’s okay venezuela. perk up. you still have sloths! also, the world is suffering from other, equally

terrible shortages. condoms. in cuba, there is a serious condom shortage, leading to worries of a rise in unwanted pregnancies and stds. the shortage is due to a misprint of the expiration date. a huge shipment was delivered from china with 2012 expiration date, but they were good until 2014. now workers have to relabel them, but can’t get them out quick enough. and

sexing cubans aren’t the only ones affected. fisherman use condoms to attract fish and pigeon hobbyists use them to attach notesto the birds legs. weirdoes. bacon. last april it was reported that a virus had killed millions of piglets in the unitedstates, cutting pork production and raising costsof bacon. also, reports out of europe say theirpork shortage could be worse. i’m sorry, i’mgetting

choked up here. can we move on? clowns. the new york daily news reported that clown membership is down a staggering 28% since 2004. the president of clowns of america also voiced his concern with the dwindling clown population. in only a few decades, we’ll be telling our grandkids about the great north american clown, that used to roam this great most in the world, behind only

t h land. or, we won’t, i don’t know. whocares? helium. yes, there is a critical shortageof your favorite voice altering gas, and it’spretty serious. helium is used for more than justparty balloons. it’s used in cryogenics, mri machines, arc welding and high-energy accelerators.but yes, also balloons. so, start panicking....now.

good panicking you guys, i’m proud of you. bananas. a fungus known as panama disease, wow, sucks for panama, is in danger of seriously crippling the world’s bananas.the director of banana research at wageninen university in the netherlands said about the disease reaching latin american banana plantations “it’s not a question of whetherit will arrive, but when. there is no prevention.”

that is crazy. you can be a director of banana research? awesome. can i bet vice president of watermelon consultation? or chief of cake science? if you want to know more about what is happening in our world, besides breast implant shortages, check out test tube. they talkabout religion, war, famine, guns and more. or watch our episode on what makes the perfect

belly button. i know you’ve been curiousabout that. spoiler alert, mine is perfect.

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